Desii ♥☆
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
 Hunter S. Thompson (via blesslordshiva)

kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

ihiditinyourfood:

thorhead:

I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life

tastefullyoffensive:

[billnyeisjustok]


Aww lol

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

Smh !
#22 a lady customer comes up to my store asking if our “FROZEN lemonade drink is cold” . -_____-

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

I win the bet: you give me a blowjob, you win the bet: I eat you out.
(via sunflower-mama)
Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
Ernest Hemingway (via infamoussayings)

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

that-one-rave-blog:

raversaurusrex:

illuminotus:

phoenix-fires:

materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY

you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important. 

as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south

I’ve always known this and super glad someone put this into a simple but informative post. Reblog reblog reblog

Very very important!!!! Please stay safe, lovelies.

dirtysmith:

I typically don’t reblog…but this fucking hits home