|—||Hunter S. Thompson (via blesslordshiva)|
lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me
I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
i have been waiting for this post my whole life
brb drowning myself in the toilet
#22 a lady customer comes up to my store asking if our “FROZEN lemonade drink is cold” . -_____-
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
|—||Ernest Hemingway (via infamoussayings)|
my wallet is empty just like my soul
Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*
FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY
you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important.
as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south
I’ve always known this and super glad someone put this into a simple but informative post. Reblog reblog reblog
Very very important!!!! Please stay safe, lovelies.
I typically don’t reblog…but this fucking hits home